why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
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I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
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So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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