On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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