Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I wish there were birth control emojis
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Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
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A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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