Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Your tits are I can't wait for
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
