it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
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I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
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dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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