Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
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