Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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