Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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