I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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