I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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