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  Sry I called you an 8

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I cockslap morals

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• (253): View more from Washington

  Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling

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• (206): View more from Washington

  college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Dick very happy bro

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