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• (310): View more from California

  i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret

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• (831): View more from California

  yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd

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• (631): View more from New York

  Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"

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  I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...

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• (518): View more from New York

  I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni

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• (858): View more from California

  But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.

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