i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
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I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
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I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.