It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I am one with the molecules
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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