Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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