My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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