You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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