There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I want to be your penis for a week.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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