Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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