she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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