i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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