I must be too annoying 4 u.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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