I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
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I just googled if crying burns calories
It's never too late to be topless.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
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Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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