there were more penises there than on chat roulette
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Every concussion has its silver lining
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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