It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
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We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
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Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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