whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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