the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Ladies don't puke and tell
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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