shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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