so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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