Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
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I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
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Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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