what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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