we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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