I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
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Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
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I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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