Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Randomize
