i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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