life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
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Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
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Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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