dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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