You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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