I wish life had little blips of pornography
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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