Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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