ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
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Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
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We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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