So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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