what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
should my penis look like a turkey
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I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
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I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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