she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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