maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
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They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
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Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
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