Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
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