He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
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I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
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shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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