Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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