The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
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So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
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As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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