the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
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OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
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I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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