i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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