doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
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I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
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I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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