so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
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love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
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Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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